Little wittle wheels on my vinyl floor,
sucking up the discarded, munched, and crumbed,
sucking up socks that are worn and smelly, the fur of a white underbelly,
sucking up rubber-banded, chewed, scrapped up paper,
sucking up springs that have sprung along,
sucking up sounds, click click purr, I’m afraid to check—
Roomba, no!
Not the springs that sprang sprung,
not the water drying on clean flooring,
not the thrifted and founded,
not the antique and unique!
Roomba, no more.