Little wittle wheels on my vinyl floor,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
sucking up the discarded, munched, and crumbed,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
sucking up socks that are worn and smelly, the fur of a white underbelly,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
sucking up rubber-banded, chewed, scrapped up paper,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
sucking up springs that have sprung along,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
sucking up sounds, click click purr, I\u2019m afraid to check\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roomba, no!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not the springs that sprang sprung,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
not the water drying on clean flooring,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
not the thrifted and founded,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
not the antique and unique!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roomba, no more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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